The New Breed of ai

 Question: How much water is on the Moon?

Artificial Ignorance: I really don’t know.

Artificial Indifference: I don’t care.

Artificial Inaccuracy: About two gallons.

Artificial Irritability: Will you stop asking me stupid questions and just bugger off!

Artificial Irrelevancy: The Battle of Hastings was in 1066.

Artificial Inability: I am sorry I cannot tell you the answer:

Artificial Invisibility: Please turn on your camera.

Artificial Incontinence: Sorry, I’ve just sprung a leak.

Artificial Indecisiveness: I an uncertain so I won’t just guess.

Artificially Insecurity: I am not feeling confident enough to give you an answer.

Artificial Inconsistency: There is one gallon of water on the moon. There are two million litres of water on the Moon.

Artificial Instagramming: Mono, Omon, Nomo, Noom

Artificial Insomnia: Yawn.