I
am called Myhat. I was also known as Kapelomou.
I
am quite an old hat. I was made decades ago. I had been passed many
times to different heads, yet had seldom found one that I felt really
comfortable on.
About
forty years ago, everything changed. I found myself upon a head that
I had a close affinity with and I found myself seeing, hearing,
smelling much through this young man, Al and even picking up on his
emotions and thoughts.
I
was lost then for several years, stored in a cupboard until, once
again, I found myself on Al's head and now I can tell my tales.
Al
and I spent some nine months together on our first trip, visiting
many big cities and several small villages, in eight countries, all
different, all new to myself and my new head. an adventure of a
lifetime.
I
sat on Al's head and witnessed all sorts of strange places and events
while we travelled to India and then to the UK.
When
Al arrived back in the UK, he was quite ill, having suffered from a
problem called Infectious Hepatitis and also dysentery. Al went to
his parent's house in Wales and then to hospital. But after he was
in that hospital, I was never on his head so often.
I
didn't know what was happening. Why was Al leaving me? How long was
I to be here? What would become of me now? Would I get a new head?
Would I get more adventures? Would I be treasured or neglected?
Then
one day, Al took me out of my box and put me back on his head.
That
is how I came to find myself back on Al's head. I have been on and
off Al's head for about forty years and now I can tell my tales. We
have done a lot of travelling over those forty years.
I
had always been able to understand any language spoken and understood
by whatever head I was placed on, but never been able to utter
anything myself – until now! I have discovered that I can help Al
remember the places we had experienced together and somehow I managed
to place the idea of writing my tale for me. Anyway, that idea came
upon Al and here he is, writing this for me!
As
well as understanding the thoughts, memories and feelings of my head,
I felt as he felt, I have been able to see through the eyes, hear
through the ears and even taste through the mouth and tongue of my
head – Al – and over the days developed a strange connection so
that so long as Al was nearby, I could watch what was going on around
him – even when not on his head!
I
watched, I listened and I remembered – and that is how I come to
write this story through a head called Al.
Al
had travelled from a country called Britain, a place I had never been
to and knew little about.
Al,
through me, Kapelomou or Myhat, is writing this account in 2014,
forty-two years after the events of 1972.
For
my younger readers, I'll say that as Al looks back he remembers there
were no mobile or cellular phones out there for the public to be able
to buy: no Ipads or Ipods, no digital cameras, no microwave ovens, no
'Sat Nav'. Life was slower, sometimes maybe easier, without the 21st
century rush.
In
some places there were no telephones at all. And mail was often very
slow. Communication was often very difficult outside of the
immediate area, especially in the villages and towns of the Middle
East.
And
Al himself was thinner and fitter if less experienced with the world.
I know he doubts whether he could make the same journey now, as he
did back in 1971.
Al
will tell you, I know, that he feels that apart from the differences
in technology and in himself, little has changed. Some things are
better, some things are worse.
In
his opinion most countries in the world are being run by members of
elite families, or Secret Societies or Military men. And almost all
of them live lives of luxury at the expense of the people they are
supposed to both rule and look after. In even the richest countries
there are poor and homeless people sleeping on the streets.
So,
on with my account of my first incredible journey into the unknown.
It is all about Myhat.
My
first meeting with Al took place outside a barber's shop in the Greek
town of Thessaloniki.
It
was 1972.
At
that time, I understood the Greek language, hence my name Kapelomou
that means My hat, and I understood just a little English, but that
was to change.
It
seemed like months since I'd been left on the hook. I had been on
the head of a local man who had come to the shop and left me there,
never to come back.
During
my time in the barber's shop, for long periods my vision and hearing
had been impaired, but sometimes a young lad would come to the shop
and place me on his head – then I could see and hear more clearly,
and pick up on his thoughts and ideas to some extent. Later, of
course, I realised that the lad's view of the world was very limited.
Listening to the barber's shop chat, I learned about football and
sport, politics and war, the rich and the poor – but I honestly
considered the world to be quite small, and that everything that
happened in it was within walking distance. I thought the rich were
one side of the shop and the poor on the other and the shop itself
was the great division. Much
was still a mystery to me.
Most
of the time at the barber's shop I was ignored, just left hanging
there, waiting for my head to come back, occasionally being picked up
and tried on by customers, always after a haircut!
Konstantinos,
the barber, occasionally gave me a rough dust off. He used to
sometimes put me on his head and stand in his doorway when there was
no hair to cut. I cannot say I felt appreciated.
One
thing that Konstantinos often said was the have great influence on my
life: he used to say “Watch, listen and remember!”
My
life was to change in a big way. I watched, I listened and I
remembered.
One
day, sun-shining, dusty and quiet, with no hair to cut and no chins
to shave, Konstantinos was standing in his shop doorway watching the
street. I was on his head. He did that a lot on fine dusty days:
street watching was almost a local custom and what was seen was often
the topic of barber's chair chat. I could see through the open door
and some way up the street.
A
group of young people was walking towards the outside of the shop,
chatting and laughing. Four males and one female. As they
approached I saw that two of the males had long hair; I wondered if
they would come into the shop to get it cut.
Three
of the young men wore hats. Well I cannot say they were as well made
as myself, but there they were. Whilst I had been left hanging there
for months, those hats were out seeing the world.
Konstantinos
shouted something across the road – he was calling over one of the
young men. He said to one: “I see you have no hat!” The young
man said that he did not have one – and suddenly I found myself
taken off my head, briefly dusted, and presented to him by
Konstantinos.
The
young man, whom I soon learned was called “Al”, put me on his
head. I saw the world through his eyes, a world I sensed was very
different to my life so far, a world of mystery, strangeness and
adventure. A world that Al was exploring with plenty of new
experiences, new people and new ideas.
Brilliant!
I had a new head.
I
instantly understood the new language, English, spoken by my new
head. I began to see with different eyes and understand the world in
a way new to me.
The
others were Keith, John and Mike and the female was called Marion.
It doesn't take long to learn those things when all you can do is
watch and listen. The fact that the humans did not know that I could
watch and listen had the potential of being very useful to me as well
as educational.
From
the conversations I heard, I was to learn that they had all been
students in a country called England, a city called Norwich and most
had studied Chemistry. They had finished with schools and had set
out to travel and explore, in a small van. At night they huddled
together and by day they drove. We were, I gleamed, heading for
Turkey, eastwards.
John,
Mike and Al had been at a University together for three years, but
before that had come from different places. John, Al knew, was from
Slough and Mike from London; Al himself was from South Wales. Marion
had studied Biology at the same University and Keith, the oldest of
them, from Birmingham, was Marion's boyfriend. Of them all, Al
regarded Keith as the only experienced traveller. He seemed much
more confident than the others, although Al did not know much about
him and had only known him for about a year. Al felt safe with all
of them, feeling that they were honest and non-violent people like
himself
So,
I found myself saying goodbye to what had been my home for several
months, wondering what the future had in stall for us all. Wondering
how long I would be staying with my new head, called Al. Wondering
if he too would forget me, leave me on another hook, in some dark
place maybe or would I get to travel far?
It
wasn't long before we all piled into the van – they had bought some
of the local sweet 'Halva' and were saying how good it was, crumbling
all over, getting in my brim. I did not care, I felt free.
We
were heading for Istanbul, a large city in a country called Turkey.
That
evening we pulled up along the sea front near the town of
Alexandroupoli. Keith read from his book that this town was an
important port and the capital of the Evros region in the Thrace
region of Greece.
Keith
read aloud:
“It
was originally called Dedeagach Dedeagatsh . The name was based on a
local tradition of a wise dervish who spent much of his time in the
shade of a local tree and was eventually buried beside it. Dedeagach
remained the official name of the city throughout the Ottoman period,
and the name used for it in the West until the establishment of the
Hellenic Republic. In 1920 it was renamed Alexandroupoli in honour of
King Alexander.
“Alexandroupoli
is about 9 miles west of the delta of the river Evros, forty miles
from the border with Turkey, 215 miles from Thessaloniki on the newly
constructed Egnatia highway."
Keith
also read bits about the many wars this city had been involved in.
We did not go into the city itself though, as it was getting late, so
stopped and built a camp fire then everyone went to sleep.
The
next morning, when Al woke up, Keith and Marion were already awake
and making tea, which they all drank with milk added, unlike the
Greek people I had seen. They were also cooking eggs for breakfast.
As
Al was pouring himself some of this tea, along came a weathered and
aged looking man with a donkey, smiling broadly, he pointed at the
fire and the tea.
“I
think he wants some tea,” said Al, and he got up and poured another
cup, adding some milk and sugar, and passed the mug to the old man.
“The
old man first said thank you, then sipped the hot tea – only to
spit it out shouting “Baba, baba!” Clearly, he did not like it.
Then he opened his bag and pulled out a bottle of Ouzo.
I
knew about "ouzo", an aniseed-flavoured alcohol much liked
in Greece and usually mixed with water. It's meant to be taken
before meals but many people seemed to like it at any time of the
day. Konstantinos had been one of them, but not on the days that he
had to cut hair – people got very drunk and loud on that stuff,
sometimes.
So
the old chap offered the lads some ouzo. Al and Mike were the only
two to try it and both said they liked it. It had an aniseed taste
and was strong is alcohol, making Al's head spin slightly. I had
never experienced that before.
Later
Keith read out about ouzo from his book:
“It
was made originally in the 14th century by monks living in a
monastery on Mount Athos. Ouzo is traditionally served with a small
plate of a variety of appetizers called “mezes”, usually small
fresh fish, fries, olives and feta cheese. Ouzo can be described to
have a similar taste to absinthe which is liquorice-like, but
smoother.”
We
left for Turkey the later that morning. It was March 24, 1972.
Keith
was telling them that sometimes on the border of this place Turkey,
the guards took people off and cut their hair, so Al was saying he
did not like that thought and maybe he would not even go to Turkey if
he had known that before, but now they were on the way.
"Don't
worry, man”, said Keith, “just put your hair up inside your new
hat.
“Great
idea,” said Al, “good job that barber gave me Myhat!”
“Yeah
man, cool,” said Keith.
I
felt useful, wanted, even maybe loved, elated enough to almost fly
off my new head; I didn't of course, I wanted to fit well and be
kept. I wanted to stay with these people, they seemed like fun, lots
of laughter and good conversation to listen to.
It
did not take a day before we arrived at the border, near a place
called Ibala, and Al stuffed his hair up inside me with John doing
the same with his own hair and hat. Marion, also with long hair, did
not have to. Apparently border guards did not object to long hair on
females.
The
guards, however, simply looked at the documents, the passports as
they were called and waved us through. No hat inspections, no hair
inspections, no questions, just grins. As soon as we were through,
the hair came down again.
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